edgarallanpoundthatass:

stonewhite:

gogetthatbody:

k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

_{I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.}

This is groundbreaking

this is my third time rebloging this today. this is so important.

I have goosebumps

this physically hurts

bellygangstaboo:

This person is what I want to be as a parent.

itsbrittanybutler:

gordo was the truth

tiffanygladiator:

semicolonthefifth:

thecavenest:

sakyubaso:

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

It took a bit of googling magic, but I think I’ve found it.

This is “Kindled” by Laura K. Cannon, which is part of her portfolio that can be found here: http://navate.com/2wk6im1sartc92iwza7il07bxq2mk5

Is this what you were looking for? @sakyubaso

I’m in love.

allnaturaltrashfruit:

sigmatique:

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

cuirassier:

There is a joke going around Bulgaria which started when the country entered the EU.

When Bulgaria was conquered by Byzantium, it wasn’t even 2 centuries until the Empire was in turmoil and Bulgaria won its independence.

Two centuries after that Bulgaria was taken over by the Ottomans but they didn’t last long as a strong power much after that.

In 1912 Bulgaria formed an alliance against the Ottomans but the next year the “allies” and the Turks turned against her.

In WW1 Bulgaria joined the Central powers and it lost.

In WW2 Bulgaria joined the Axis and it lost.

After that Bulgaria was made part of the Warsaw pact and it collapsed in just 35 years.

In 2007 Bulgaria joined the EU and not even 10 years later it started to collapse.

The EU is too weak for Bulgaria. The EU is doomed.

We also joined NATO in 2004 so don’t expect that one to last long either.

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

northernweird:

adhdheather:

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

#to remember how many centimeters are in a kilometer#remember that there are a hundred centimeters in a meter and a thousand meters in a kilometer#meaning one hundred thousand centimeters#because the metric system isn’t written in fruit-related riddles

diaryofahighblackwoman:

bellaxiao:

I’m stuck between “yasss South Korea” because representation duhh and “really South Korea?” cause she hardly looks like a plus size model (stunning nonetheless) but I guess their standards are different than the US so this is definitely more of a good thing. As long as some progress is happening I am happy ✊🏽✊🏽 Kim Gee-Yang you go girl!!

#RepresentationMatters

Beautiful girl. Bout time.

zionangel:

nothingeverlost:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

rainyari-shoelessdante:

rj4gui4r:

bemusedlybespectacled:

kyraneko:

kid-mera:

breelandwalker:

mysticmoonhigh:

0fthem0untains:

weavemama:

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

have yet to see a better analogy

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

Didn’t Scar get killed by the hyenas, who turned against him when he tried to throw blame at them while begging for his life?

The equivalent would be Trump cornered by both Obama sisters on the White House roof (yes, while it’s on fire, I can totally believe that Trump will somehow lead to the White House catching fire at some point) insisting that “we’re all friends against the Republican establishment, it’s their fault” and Sasha and Malia quote one of Trump’s tweets back at him to tell him to get the fuck out; Trump scurries away and runs right into Pence and Cruz. 

“Our fault, is it, Donald?”

Alternatively, since Scar originally gained the support of the hyenas by promising them a better life with lots of food, Trump is clearly going to fall off the roof of the White House into the arms of the Republican base that voted for him because he promised them a better economy.

Okay but then who’s going to dress in drag and do the hula?

Originally posted by fuckinglnfinitelove

Joe Biden??

Definitely Joe Biden.

There is nothing about this that isn’t perfect.

So at some point Obama’s gonna have to give a speech with like a big jumbotron or something and in his biggest and boomiest voice tell Americans to remember who you are.

daddythedom:

My all time favorite quote 😂

laderdesders1:

fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

scuzer:

dubydoods:

pychopath:

scuzer:

owls are bullshit and here’s why

@dubydoods

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

thanks! i hate it

eredar:

raindrops-on-radishes:

eredar:

I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

Put what back